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 // NUMBER - returns a string in place of a number
 function number(x) { 
   if (x==1) return "one";     if (x==2) return "two"; 
   if (x==3) return "three";   if (x==4) return "four"; 
   if (x==5) return "five";    if (x==6) return "six";
   if (x==7) return "seven";   if (x==8) return "eight"; 
   if (x==9) return "nine";    if (x==10) return "ten"; 
   if (x==11) return "eleven"; if (x==12) return "twelve";
   return x; //default   
 }
 function ishtime(h,m){    
   h = number(h)     
   if (m<=3 || m>57) return h+" o'clock"; 
   if (m<=7)  return "five past "+h;    if (m<=12) return "ten past "+h;  
   if (m<=17) return "quarter past "+h; if (m<=23) return "twenty past "+h;
   if (m<=28) return "twenty-five past "+h;
   if (m<=33) return "half past "+h; if (m<=38) return "twenty-five to "+h;
   if (m<=43) return "twenty to "+h; if (m<=48) return "quarter to "+h;
   if (m<=53) return "ten to "+h;    if (m<=58) return "five to "+h;
   return "h:m"; // never reached?
 }  
 function daytime(h) {   
   if (!h || h>21) return " at night"  
   if (h<12) return " in the morning";      
   if (h<17) return " in the afternoon";      
   return " in the evening"; // default   
 }   
 function ish(h,m) {  
   if (!h && !m) { // if no time supplied, use the system time
     time = new Date()    
     h = time.getHours()       
     m = time.getMinutes()  
   }   
   z = daytime(h);   
   h = h % 12 // fix to 12 hour clock      
   if (m>57 && time.getSeconds()>30) m++; // round seconds
   if (m>60) m=0 // round up minutes     
   if (m>33) h++ // round up hours     
   if (h>12)  h = 1 // the clock turns round..    
   if (h==0) h = 12     
   return "It's now about "+ishtime(h,m)+z+" "
 }
 // This script is for the second line (The Greeting)
 function greeting(){
   var today = new Date();
   var hrs = today.getHours();

   if (hrs<10) document.write("and we're not in the office yet.<br>Try and give us a <i>buzz</i> after 10 a.m. on 295 0951");
   else if (hrs<17) document.write("and we should be in the office.<br>Give us a <i>buzz</i> on 295 0951 before 5 p.m.");
   else document.write("and we're not in the office.<br>Please give us a <i>buzz</i> on 295 0951 any weekday between 10 a.m. and 5 p.m.");  
   document.writeln("</CENTER>");
 }
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